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angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED the moral of this story is 1. Sit the way you want. 2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.



jackthevulture: thenameisroxylalonde: letmebeyourtlc: ihavestudyingtodo: thegrimsleeper: YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS? WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME?? WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO: 1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)2 cups plain yogurt1/2 container of cool whip.Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.   SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE. holy fuck  what the flying fuck is a dunkaroo? hoLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “WHAT IS A DUNKAROO”!?

jackthevulture:

thenameisroxylalonde:

letmebeyourtlc:

ihavestudyingtodo:

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?

WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??

WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.

 

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

holy fuck 

what the flying fuck is a dunkaroo?

hoLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSS

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

“WHAT IS A DUNKAROO”!?



paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

YOU’RE NOT GAY YOU’RE VIETNAMESE



first and last scene > sirius + harry



bechloebass:

theprincedouche:

i just don’t

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understand

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how

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they didn’t

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fuck???????????

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????????

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?????????????????????????????????????????????

imagebaby steps, baby steps.



From Different Angles



yannychigi: maddie-in-a-box: SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH  MY GOD HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

yannychigi:

maddie-in-a-box:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS





nathannazareth:

mosoli:

why do ppl say “no pun intended” when they could have said

punintentional

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.






tags: #i #still #need #this #so #bad

coolestfangirlever:

whyarentibritish:

thisonenerdychick:

laughlikealoononloontablets:

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So basically muggle sugar quills??

oh my god youre right

I would be that person that just eats the whole pencil in one sitting.