I slay blazes.
Sheree. (It means "dear" in French.) Aged 21 and a big ol' nerd, most of the time I think I'm hilarious. I hope my (multi-fandom) blog makes you a little happier. Click on 'tags' if you wanna know more about my blog; click on 'about me' if you wanna know more about, well, me.

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Anonymous asked: ""Hey, first week of your new job is over. How's employment?" Freddie asks. Sam plops down on the couch and puts her phone on speaker. "I get to sample food all the time, and it's delicious! The customers are okay too, I guess, they tip well, especially the ones who recognize me from iCarly. But I had this one guy today who was a total wazz bag." "What did you do?" "Well, I wanted to mess with his food but ... I just couldn't harm a perfectly innocent steak." Freddie laughs. "Never change, Sam.""



Anonymous asked: "".. and she asked me if iCarly -" "What's that?" Carlson asks. "What's ... you've never heard of iCarly?" Carly stares at him for a moment, stunned. "It's, uh, this webshow my friends and I used to do. Sorry, I forgot you're Canadian - not that every American's heard of it, just, I thought you'd Zaplook me before the first date or something. Not that I Zaplooked you! Well, I did, but I had to make sure you weren't a sex offender! I mean ... we don't do the show anymore," she finishes lamely."

i’m crying you’re so gr9





Anonymous asked: "Melanie doesn't see Brad for weeks, not until they happen to run into each other at the French Club's summer film festival (okay, she had considered the possibility that he'd be there, but that's not the same as - hoping). "How have you been?" he asks her, and she'd almost forgotten how kind his smile is, "How are things going with Jamie?" "They're uh .. not. But I'm fine! How are you?" "Also good. It's weird not seeing you every Monday and Wednesday anymore." "Yeah. I miss that class, too.""

i’m not okay rn

but thanks for the feels i’ll try and keep them in check while i cry over my essay







Anonymous asked: "Carly's been on three dates with the guy she met at Gibby's awards thing, and she likes him, a lot - he's super-smart, really handsome, tutors kids at the local middle school. There's just one small problem. "Come on, tell me!" Sam says as she reaches over for Carly's smoothie. "And why haven't you let me meet him yet?" "It's not a big deal! Really! It's just - I'm Carly and his name is .. Carlton. It's not a big deal, right? Right? ... Sam, stop laughing!""

CARLTON???

?????????



ohthestuffoflegends:

i know somehow we’re gonna get there

ohthestuffoflegends:

i know somehow we’re gonna get there





Anonymous asked: "Jamie shares Melanie's taste in TV shows and has a great sense of humor. Their third date at B.F. Wangs is going well - they discuss the psychology of Celebrities Underwater and she smiles at all his jokes - until he asks her, a little shyly, if she'll accompany him to a party in three weeks. It's a little unexpected - she's used to men who avoid any signs of commitment like the plague. The thing is, she does like him, just .. not as much as he seems to like her. "What do you think?" "Well -""

NO MELANIE DON’T LEAD HIM ON YOU LOVE BRAD