Anonymous asked: ""Hey, first week of your new job is over. How's employment?" Freddie asks. Sam plops down on the couch and puts her phone on speaker. "I get to sample food all the time, and it's delicious! The customers are okay too, I guess, they tip well, especially the ones who recognize me from iCarly. But I had this one guy today who was a total wazz bag." "What did you do?" "Well, I wanted to mess with his food but ... I just couldn't harm a perfectly innocent steak." Freddie laughs. "Never change, Sam.""