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Sheree. (It means "dear" in French.) Aged 22 and a big ol' nerd, most of the time I think I'm hilarious. I hope my (multi-fandom) blog makes you a little happier. Click on 'tags' if you wanna know more about my blog; click on 'about me' if you wanna know more about, well, me.

Sometimes I liveblog things and make personal posts. My tags showcase my personality. I'm also angry at the patriarchy.

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raggedy-mangoodbye asked: "okay as u know i live in cali but uhm everyone wears uggs with shorts. also were shitty drivers."

excuse me I am a gr10 driver

and I haven’t worn uggs in like six years

same goes for shorts tbh

apriludgte asked: "everyone having an iphone"

*stares really hard at this question while answering it on my iPhone 4*

apriludgte asked: "hiking."

I injured myself so badly while hiking dude

Don’t go hiking

Hiking bad

apriludgte asked: "chewing gum all the time. driving convertibles. getting divorced. being gay."

lmao I used to chew a lot of gum in high school

nah bruh our economy is tragic not many can afford convertibles

my parents are divorced???

well I’m not COMPLETELY gay…

apriludgte asked: "do you surf???? i think everyone in Cali surfs."

I cannot surf


well I have slightly larger pupils so yes I wear sunglasses all the time

but that’s only cause my eyes are really light sensitive

does everyone ELSE wear sunglasses all the time? hmm

apriludgte asked: "KALE????? isn't that a thing people love in California????? also boob jobs???? aviators??? carrying dogs in small purses????"

what is kale?

aviators are expensive

small dogs are fragile


oh but today my friend was tellin me about girls she knew getting boob jobs

Anonymous asked: "Hammerhead sharks can actually see 360 degrees when accounting for head movement! Sure they have blind spots but they can process action behind them, it'd be a top tier patronus for that and being a shark!"

oh, really? *checks facts*

I stand corrected good anon! shame on that buttslut wizard for being disappointed with their hammerhead shark!

(also did you know rabbits also have 360° binocular vision? they need it because they need to see the birds coming at them from above)

I suppose the only drawback to the hammerhead shark is its small mouth, but ofc it could ram into dementors with lots of brute force :)

Anonymous asked: "Why would anyone look that disappointed about having a hammerhead shark?"

i assume this is about that post with the strange patronuses, yes? i am so sorry i’m getting to this so late! i was out all day.

but i assume someone might be disappointed because hammerhead sharks are actually super dumb and they can barely see

actually the animal seems a bit poorly designed…

i mean, yeah, shark patronuses SOUND pretty cool, but what if this particular patronus, being what it is, can’t even see them damn Dementors????



apriludgte asked: "ya know actually that thing about the emoji is not true it is in fact prayer hands. on iphone if you type the emoji, double tap it, and then click on the option that says "speak" (which has to be turned on in settings) it calls it "hands folded in prayer" i feel so dumb saying this but emojis are just so important in my life (also the one for the little smiling shit is funny like just listen to siri say it pls)"

omg Elisa

(i would use Siri except my phone is extraordinarily outdated and does not have Siri. i have an iPhone 4, which i’ll hopefully be upgrading when the new ones come out.)

but Elisa pls